THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
