We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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