Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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