ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
In America we eat man semen.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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