well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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