I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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