babies were throwing up all over the place
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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