I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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