Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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