WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize