Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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