Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
