I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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