the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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