Define "chronic" masturbator.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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