Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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