I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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