yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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