How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I am spending my child support on dildos
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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