One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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