Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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