Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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