so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
The struggles of a small town man whore
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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