That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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