Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
