Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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