best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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