Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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