i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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