Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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