we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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