and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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