ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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