It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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