Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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