wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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