Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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