So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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