Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
smell my finger.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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