you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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