And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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