I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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