It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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