i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
