she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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