It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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