that's an acceptable place to lick
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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