honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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