Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
