at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I can't put those talents on a resume
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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