So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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