Well apparently he's into motor boating.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
